Letter Mixer Program

Even though the letters are mixed in the following text, most people have no trouble reading it!

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Why Uncle Roy™ Doesn’t Team Up With Ahmad Dhani

Uncle Roy^TM Oh Uncle Roy^TM….

It’s been ages since I got the time to write another love-post for you. One reason for that is because of your lack of appearance or your lack of press release.

HowTo: Get Rid of That Bogus XP Antivirus 2008

Nowadays, a very annoying crapware try to disguise itself as an antivirus or antispyware. Often goes by the name XP Antivirus 2008 or XP Antispyware 2008.

As far as I know, this thing doesn’t spread through USB or network sharing. Usually it’s the wrong click at the wrong website with the wrong browser (use FireFox :))

If you are infected by it, in some variance, it wills annoyingly popup a virus warning that some terrifying gangs of monstrous program have infected your computer. The popup will showup at almost any click, especially in you open IE or explorer.

Congratulation Amerika

Obama has won the election.

If you’re not already aware of, you renewed my trust in democracy.

For this past 2 years this election have captivated me. With all the ugliness, as well as the greatness. You have achieved what I’ll never thought possible in my lifetime.

And I’m not just talking about color.

Tear’s have been flowing from my eyes, and I’m a world apart from Amerika.

Again… congratulation.

The Mystery of 16th Digit of Microsoft Excel 2007

Is it just me or something is wrong.

It seems like excel steal every smallest digit starting from the 16^th.

Try putting 9999999999999999 to a number formatted cell.

Ringtone Artalyta and Urip Prison Conversation

Artalyta and Urip Conversation in Prison

This is a couple of days late, nevertheless, it still funny.

This is the latest ringtone from Artalyta. I got the source from youtube uploaded by tvku1000. This time she tries to orchestrate Urip’s arrest and create a background on the bribe money.

Move $9.000.000 (Nine Million) USD from West Africa?

A letter from West Africa arrive to my yahoo inbox on Friday, 18 July 2008.

Hello Dear Chosen one,

Please excuse me for all the inconveniences my mail could cause you. I saw your profile and have the interest to contact you. Please even if we never knew before, I believe firmly that on the basis of the right of humanitarian assistance that a real confidence can arise from our communication and also a real partnership between us.

The Secret Curse of Uncle Roy Suryo™ II (Max Moein)

The Secret Curse of Uncle Roy Suryo™ II (Max Moein)

This story is fictional. Person names, if identical to real life character, are purely accidental. All events similarities with real world events described in this fairy tale, is unintentional. If any of the character described in this tales seems familiar, it’s your mind playing trick on you. The author does not intentionally wish discredit or make a character assassination against any person, there’s more then hundreds of thousand other blogger will do that happily. After all, the author doesn’t want to get sued for misquoting… and hacking… whatever he means by that.

Uncle Roy Suryo™ Finally Finish His Analysis of Max Moein Porn Scandalous Pictures.

Uncle Roy^TM Finally Finish His Analysis of Max Moein Porn Scandalous Pictures.

Finally, after more than one month, uncle deliver the verdict on Max Moein photos on 10^th of July.

This must be a very costly analysis.

Fire at Tambora

My condolence to those who have suffered in Tambora’s fire.

Especially to a friend who is among those who have lost everything they have owned for years.

Al Amin Azirwan Bribe Ringtone

Al Amin Azirwan Bribe Ringtone

This one was when Azirwan negotiating bribe money with Al Amin.

Download the ringtone here.

I forgot my rapishare premium password when I upload this, so you’ll have to deal with those annoying cat from rapidshare. I’ll try to upload a premium one at home. Sorry about this.

Al Amin Azirwan Bonus Girl Ringtone

Al Amin Azirwan Bonus Girl Ringtone

The quality is not what i expected, but this is the best i could find.

It’s a short one about the bonus girl.

HowTo: Manually Remove a Virus from Computer

HowTo: Manually Remove a Virus from Computer

This manual is intended for those that in no circumstances have the time and resource to wait or to download an antivirus. This instruction includes modifying registry which could cause damage to your operating system. This instruction can also be used simply to clean viruses from memory, in case your antivirus can detect them but unable to erase them because they’re still active.

This manual was intended for Windows XP but usage in Windows Vista, 98, and Me should be similar.

Follow this instruction at your own risk.

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Update 24 July 2009

Kill your XP/Vista system restore… from my experience they create more headache then relieve.

Get your infected PC off the network, you don’t want to infect a perfectly healthy PC or risk reinfection by some virus (ie. conficker).

If you’re one of those cheap pocket pirated software user that doesn’t use original OS, download the patch… or move to Linux.

If your browser was magically unable to access AV sites nor MS sites, most likely you’re infected with conficker… the block can be easily bypassed by killing DNS Client service under Control Panel – Administrative Tools – Services – DNS Client.

Under some cases, the virus encapsulate a legitimate file (usually executable), such as in sality case. If you are infected with such virus, then it is best to use sality fix tools such as one provided by Trend Micro, and download the virus pattern here (lpt$vpn.xxx) and spyware pattern here (ssapiptn.dax). Extract Fixtool, and the pattern at the same folder and run fix.bat.

You’ll have to use tools because in sality case, because your explorer, system file, even your anti virus should be incapable to remove them.

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HowTo: Repair Registry after Virus Attack

HowTo: Repair Registry after Virus Attack

One of the most frustrating things about being infected by a virus is they mess with your registry so much, there wasn’t much you can recognize from what remains in your PC even after you totally exterminate the virus either using antivirus or manually.

The Secret Curse of Uncle Roy Suryo™ I (a tale of Deddy Corbuzier)

The Secret Curse of Uncle Roy Suryo™ I (a tale of Deddy Corbuzier)

This story is fictional. Person names, if identical to real life character, are purely accidental. All events similarities with real world events described in this fairy tale, is unintentional. If any of the character described in this tales seems familiar, it’s your mind playing trick on you. The author does not intentionally wish discredit or make a character assassination against any person, there’s more then hundreds of thousand other blogger will do that happily. After all, the author doesn’t want to get sued for misquoting… and hacking… whatever he means by that.