Why Uncle Roy™ Doesn’t Team Up With Ahmad Dhani

Uncle Roy^TM Oh Uncle Roy^TM….

It’s been ages since I got the time to write another love-post for you. One reason for that is because of your lack of appearance or your lack of press release.

I need you to publish another magnanimous announcement… or a devastating expert-opinion on matters that most of people care about… Like the discovery of another verse in our national anthem.

But I guess your involvement in Gaby’s song, Ahmad’s case, and most recently, Marcella’s case should add up to my expectation.

I do wonder though in Ahmad’s case, you both despise blogger, why not team up? I’ll bet you’ll make a solid team with him as your sidekick against an army of blogger and technically literate people. Imagine your cunning way of manipulating simple trick as if its matter, your shameless heart when making a press release, your ability to endure the pain of making debilitating and humiliating boast, all of those combined with Ahmad’s bark, which was way louder than his bite, and Ahmad’s tendency to pick a fight with everyone and everything.

I’m sure you’ll lead the team to triumph if you guys’ team up… So I really don’t understand why you choose to annihilate him… oh wait… I remember… You’ll cockiness will soon collide with his… as both of you will bite each other over who is the Photoshop expert.

Then go ahead uncle… get him to jail… let him make his next album behind the walls… a bitch slap from a senior inmate would be a panacea for his big headed ignorant of your greatness. I’m all behind you on this one.